Why Las Vegas Body Rubs Are Utterly Enchanting
Despite endless options for relaxation and enjoyment at home — 8K TVs, streaming movies/shows on Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, Disney+, Xbox and Playstation, online dating, webcam girls — we prefer the charms of Las Vegas and are drawn to it. Millions make the trek to Sin City for its exceptional combination of fun activities and adult entertainment. Gambling is far from the central attraction of Las Vegas these days. For men — whether single, married or divorced — one of the prime Vegas attractions involves the availability of erotic massage. These erotic massages come in various flavors and one of the best and most attractive of those flavors happens to be Las Vegas body rubs.
Vegas body rubs are for when being a couch potato in front of TV is not enough to relax or escape from the stresses of work. Las Vegas body rubs can be part of your itinerary when you opt for a real vacation away from your home city or the city of your residence. While Vegas has several spectacular adult attractions, none exceeds the fun quotient of spending time in the company of some of our exceptional masseuses who provide Las Vegas body rubs.
Depending on how much of a regular Vegas vacationer you are, body rubs in Las Vegas could be quite a perspective-shifting affair. Las Vegas body rubs provided by any of our exceptional masseuses could become part of your permanent memory — like your first kiss or other firsts. It’s like travelling to space — astronauts talk of the ‘orbital perspective’, an awe-inspiring and overwhelming sense that they get when they look at Earth from space. William Shatner was the most recent person to talk in awe about this when he returned from a trip to sub-orbital space on a Blue Origin rocket.
Las Vegas body rubs are going to be special experiences whether you are in your 20s or 30s or 40s or 50s or 60s or 70s. Think about it this way — we don’t know what wonders lay ahead for humanity; we don’t know what new gifts science & technology will bring to us in the form of inventions and we don’t know what new discoveries lie ahead of us thanks to James Webb and other similar frontier scientific research efforts. Clearly: the first humans who will step foot on Mars have been born; and also some of the humans who’ll see the transition from the 21st to the 22nd century are here as well. Some of us may not be around to witness some of these wonders but at least enjoying experiences like Las Vegas body rubs are well within our reach. We may not be important enough like Mr. Shatner or Wally Funk or Alan Shepherd’s daughter to earn a ticket on a Blue Origin flight nor rich enough to buy a ride to space on SpaceX or Virgin Orbit, but we can easily afford Vegas body rubs.
The first movie star has already made the trip to space — she is Russian and she flew to the International Space Station (ISS) along with her movie’s director. Tom Cruise’s trip to space is probably scheduled for the fall 2022 timeframe. We can afford to make trips to McCarran International Airport to partake in the smorgasbord of thrills Vegas offers — none more thrilling than a Las Vegas body rubs session or two.
“We do not remember days, we remember moments. The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten.” Cesare Pavese. It may not be a bad idea to accumulate as many precious moments and memories as we can.
What Is A Body Rub Massage
You may be working as a Disney Imagineer or holding some other dream job that may count as “achieving your childhood dreams” for you. If you wanted to work in NASA and if you have achieved your dreams, then good for you! Whether you are a rocket scientist or work on the Mars rovers Perseverance or Curiosity or are a sommelier or waterslide tester or Netflix tagger (to cite some fun job profiles) or whether you are an accountant or lawyer or professor or actuary or asset manager or fun manager, each job comes with a certain amount of stress which is why it’s fair to say that everyone can profit from a trip to Vegas. And one of the best ways to gain stress relief while in Vegas is to go for a Las Vegas body rubs session.
In case you are curious about what a Vegas body rubs session entails, it means what it says — a body rubs in Las Vegas involves a masseuse applying massage oil on your body and her body and thereafter rubbing her body all over your body. Rest assured that a Las Vegas body rubs session takes place while both parties are completed naked. You can easily imagine the pleasure quotient involved in an experience in which you will feel the smooth, well-oiled, sleek skin of a female rubbing against your oiled body; the masseuse rubbing her boobs against your chest and upper torso and sliding all the way down to your legs.
It’s fair to say that you’ll have several breathtaking moments as you undergo a Las Vegas body rubs session.
Why Choose Las Vegas Body Rubs
If you are an investment manager or hedge fund manager in the business of picking stocks, you know that your neck is on the line and your stock picks have to perform well. So, you burn the midnight oil in researching diverse industries like technology, REITs, banks, good old oil stocks and so forth and you might come up with a list of stocks: Apple, Alibaba Group, AmerisourceBergen, American Water Works, Bank of America, Crown Castle, Chevron, Charles Schwab, CVS, Freeport-McMoRan, IAC/InterActiveCorp, Littlefuse, LHC Group, Oshkosh, Prologis, Public Castle, Realty Income, Starbucks, T. Rowe Price, Uber Technologies, Visa, and Walt Disney. You pick stocks using P/E ratios and because you expect some stocks to rise and pick other stocks as “hedge” because they are “safe” choices and perennial investor favorites. While doing your stock-picking, you hope to remain completely rational and avoid any biases such as the Name Letter effect. But once you have done your due diligence and stock picking, it’s time for you to take your mind off short-term factors that might lead to price fluctuations. If you know that hundreds of millions of dollars of investments are riding on your stock picks/recommendations, then it’s natural to feel your heart skip a beat when a stock ‘plummets’ five percent in a single session of trading at NYSE/NASDAQ. The best option would be to take a vacation in a place like Vegas. When in Vegas, you could opt for several adventurous activities like jumping from a plane (‘skydiving’) or flying in a hot air balloon or driving a Porsche or Ferrari or Lamborghini at 200 miles an hour in a race track. Whether you opt for those adrenalin-gushing activities or not, you might want to opt for something which is about plain relaxation — a session or two of Las Vegas body rubs.
With one Vegas body rubs session lasting an hour you could easily fit one session per day of your Vegas stay. When in Vegas, you should sample some nightclubs or some Cirque du Soleil shows or some visits to some adults-only pools or dayclubs or strip clubs. But make sure to put some sessions of Las Vegas body rubs on your itinerary too.
It’s fine to sample some fine dining at whichever Vegas resort you are staying at — there is a plethora of great French or Italian dining options at Wynn/Encore or Venetian/Palazzo or MGM Grand or the Bellagio or Paris Las Vegas. Enjoying a fine seafood platter or caviar or oyster or Kobe beef is no trifling enjoyment. Along with such excursions, however, you must also choose Las Vegas body rubs to relax your muscles and feel rejuvenated.
You might choose to drive a Ferrari or Porsche or Lamborghini around a track in Vegas at 200 miles per hour and that’ll certainly lead to adrenaline flowing in your bloodstream. But it is a fact that race car drivers — NASCAR drivers, Formula 1 drivers, etc. — are some of the fittest individuals around as driving a race car is very hard work because of all the positive and negative G forces the cars unleash on your body. So, whether you opt to drive the supercars or not, you might want to make sure to book an hour or two of Vegas body rubs to remove the strain from your muscles and to make your sore muscles feel rested.
How to Find Body Rubs
There are many mysteries and many unsolved questions. Is there life elsewhere in the galaxy or elsewhere in the universe? Nobody knows so far. What is dark energy and dark matter? Nobody knows so far. And sometimes the solutions do exist — such as if you want to find dark skies to observe distant galaxies or you want to do some astronomy. For radio astronomers, the challenge is to find a place that is free from radio noise or radio pollution. In both cases, you will need to travel far from the cities and find a place that is dark enough or radio quiet enough. Luckily, finding Las Vegas body rubs massage is not tough at all. Luckily still, you don’t have to find a radio quiet zone nor a dark place. Vegas body rubs are available right in the heart of Vegas — in fact, these can take place right in your resort suite in the privacy and comfort and seclusion of your choice.
You can visit the massage section on our site and browse through the various massage options to reach the Las Vegas body rubs section. You can browse our masseuses and select one you prefer.
When so much can be uncertain about life and when things can be a bit of a ‘gamble’ in Vegas, it’s a good thing that body rubs in Las Vegas are a sure thing and easy to find.
What Is A Sensual Body Rub
If you are agreeable with Ms. Angelou’s thoughts, then a sensual body rub is just right for you. It’s when a Las Vegas body rubs session is performed by a devoted masseuse who knows what she is doing. When she is rubbing her oiled body against your oiled body in a sensual manner, the results are going to be quite predictable and pleasant for you.
Like any erotic massage, a sensual Vegas body rubs session will likely have you turned on which is okay. Our trained masseuses are there to take care of your needs and they’ll help you achieve a physical climax and release and emotional satisfaction and completion.
Remember that our body rubs in Las Vegas are provided by masseuses of all hues and you’ll find someone who’ll be just right for you:
- Mature ladies
- Petite ladies
- Long-legged beauties
- Busty and buxom ladies
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” That was Mark Twain’s message from a century ago.
Are Body Rubs Legal
‘Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a ride!”’ — Hunter S. Thompson.
There was a time when alcohol was banned in America. That didn’t work out very well. Prohibition helped the ice cream industry to grow but that’s a different story altogether. There is an ongoing trend of legalizing marijuana across various States. The general trendline is to let people enjoy as much liberty as possible. Let people enjoy all the rights. Although, when it comes to abortion and gun rights, it appears there is divergence of opinion. With respect to massages — and Las Vegas body rubs are a type of erotic massage — there is no political divide about it. So, it’s as legal as, say, listening to the music of Justin Bieber or Rihanna or Britney Spears, or opting to use beard oils or protein powders. It’s your personal choice. So, body rubs in Las Vegas are perfectly legal and they’ll remain perfect legal in the future as well. it’s a different topic if cyborgs or robots might be invented to perform massages.
So, there you have it. Sin City has far more attractive options for you to relax compared to options like hiking the Appalachian Trail or climbing Mount Denali —from risqué Cirque du Soleil shows to sexy stripper ladies at strip clubs to nightclubs to dayclubs. Vegas is about the right mix of adventure, activity and leisure — and Las Vegas body rubs firmly belong to the pantheon of Vegas leisure and pleasure options.
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